I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship
Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined
How is fining people for their yelp reviews even legal?
Penis and XY required to be man? False.
Only things required to be a man are:
*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
Come to me, baby…
~Based on this post
THIS ISNT OKAY
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?!Oh, nope, nope, nopity, nopity, no.
Does anyone else feel really fucking bad for Rize???????
Kind of but he did have the side ponytail of death
what was she fucking thinking
proof that Jeremy Renner is the most adorable person ever.
oh he’s with his mom, bless his soul!
… one more proof :D
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
in case it hasn’t hit you yet: Tiana is the first Disney Princess from America.
I can paint with all the colors of your ignorance
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene